Are you f*cking kidding me?

When the delightfully crazy Kate Miller-Heidke performed this track at the gig I attended a few weeks back, she told the audience she had written it that very morning. As the song began, the audience was tricked into thinking it was just another ballad about heartbreak....how we were fooled! From the moment she mentioned the "F" word (and I'm not referring to the obscenity within the title), the entire room was in hysterics. So what was the subject of such hilarity? Listen below.

"Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" has become so popular amongst her fans, they've quickly added it to iTunes. But you heard it FIRST on this week's Boombox.



They say everyone should have their heart broken ad least once
And that is how you grow emotionally
Well I have been misused by many, many, many men
But nothing can compare to how you treated me
At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay
And though it’s many years ago I feel it to this day
And now you want to be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding me?

All the memories are flooding back to me now
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
I travelled so far just to get away from you
Till this morning’s friend request surprise
And at times it really felt as though I’d never smile again
You narcissistic asshole, oh you nasty, nasty man
And now you want to be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding?

I don’t want to know what kind of cocktail you are
Or which member of the Beatles, or which 1950s moviestar
I don’t give it a toss if you’re a ninja or a pirate,
I suspect you’d be a pirate but I don’t want to verify it
And I don’t give a shit what your stripper name is
Or if your kitty had a litter
Look just fellow me on Twitter
I don’t care about your family tree
And I certainly don’t want you poking me
...again

And now you want to be my friend on Facebook
Oh you fucking fucking fuck

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